| KHftCEA Appendix E From Tufts Sigs pt 2 |
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KHftCEA Appendix E From Tufts Sigs pt 2
ALVY: ...It was great seeing Annie again and I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was knowing her and I thought of that old joke, you know, this, this this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken and, uh, the doctor says, well why don't you turn him in? And the guy says, I would, but I need the eggs. Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but uh, I guess we keep going through it... because... most of us need the eggs. --Woody Allen, Annie Hall --- I got gravel in my paw / Dirty motor oil soaked / Down to my skin Got gravel in my paw / Dirty motor oil soaked / Down to my skin Broken glass in my mouth / Sparkles / Every time I grin --Bobby Sichran, "Stray Dog" --- "All life is 6-to-5 against, just enough to keep you interested" --Damon Runyon --- "She's immortal!" "You're amoral?" "You're a mural??" "You're a moray eel???" --- "It's like you're pointing at the moon, but people are looking at your finger" --Sting --- "I remember two things very well, and that is that ladies are pretty and money pays the bills when you get it" --B.B.King (from The Tufts Daily) --- "Has God forgotten everything I've done for Him?" --Louis XIV --- "If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn" --Charlie "Yardbird" Parker, 9/9/49 --- "Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." --/usr/bin/fortune --- "Love is two crickets hopping in the same direction" --W.T.Vollmann --- "The desires of the heart are as crooked as corkscrews." --Auden --- "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a *greedy* craven little coward." --Daffy Duck --- "Tough times make monkeys eat red peppers." --Frank Costello --- "Man and machines share in the stimulating exchange of...aaargh." -Eddie, H.G.t.t.G Radio Scripts --- "The time has come," the walrus said, "To speak of manic things, Of shots and shouts, and sealing dooms Of commoners and kings." --Thurber |