Best "epinion" I've ever read, Mi Amor; Or Death by Water Pik: |
I love my wife. My wife loves me. I love my Oral Irrigator.
My wife does not. Indeed she despises it with great vehemence.
I don.t blame her. How many times have I jumped from around a
corner and blasted her in the face with a laser of water?
Don.t think it doesn.t hurt either. Does a range of thirty feet
with a sniper.s aim mean anything to you? "It hurts!" she cries.
I.ve hit her in the eye before. That must have hurt, I admit.
But that.s why I gave her a pair of Ektelon racquetball goggles.
I tell her, "Ektelon racquetball goggles don.t do any good unless
you.re WEARING them."