"Bacon is truth, friend. It's not only a food that knows |
no culinary boundaries, it is a forceful, vengeful, little pile
of fat that loves to make things crispy and dangerous.
Bacon makes everything crazy. Tie two hot dogs together with bacon.
Strangle Bay scallops with bacon. Devil an egg and then stab it
with bacon. Stick seventy-seven strips of bacon up a Cornish hen's
ass. Rape a baked potato with bacon. Fuck with your peanut butter
sandwich. When it's expecting the grape jam, hit it with the bacon."
--From Bacon To Soap: The Impossible Journey.