I think I've finally found a good use for those hundreds of business
cards every employer insists on giving me: an almost endless supply of
bookmarks! I'm a genius!
Musician Dirty Joke
A Soprano and her Saxophone Player Boyfriend are engaged in intimate relations...
Soprano: "Honey... honey, I think you should pull out..."
Boyfriend: "Why, am I sharp?"
Only people who've been in a band will really understand the punchline...
everyone else, it's not as kinky as it might sound..
Quote of the Moment
"That was really.... stellar."