New England has its own mutant form of bowling, "candlepin". Imagine bocci as played by retarded pilgrims and you pretty much have it.

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(That's with me as the special needs pilgrim of course. Shoulda gone for the bumpers!)

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"Yo mama like a hardware store..."
"Overpriced and always closed on Sunday?"
--Me and EB

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"So what should we do tonight? Watch Lost? Read stuff?"
"...watch you scratch yourself?"
"...or watch me scratch myself! Ooh, baby, I got an itch I could scratch ALL night long"
"Ooh...."
"...Oh yeah... I think it may be some kind of rash, or maybe am infection..."
"...ooh, stop. No really. Stop."