"JavaScript is not the Assembly of the Web. It’s the C of the web. The to-JS languages are lining up to become the C++ of the web."
--http://blog.izs.me/post/10213512387/javascript-is-not-web-assembly

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MANDATORY HPV VACCINATION TAKES AWAY PARENTS' RIGHTS TO PUT THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR EARS AND GO "NEENER NEENER CAN'T HEAR YOU MY KIDS NOT GONNA HAVE SEX NUH-UH NEVER"