http://slate.me/yqIb4q -- another reason to distrust this batch of the GOP, they can't tell a damn joke. (Optimism my ass, Romney, be funny)

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"He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth, will proceed by loving his own sect or Church better than Christianity, and end in loving himself better than all."
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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"Horse-and-sparrow economics: if you feed enough oats the horse, some will pass through to feed the sparrows."
--J.K. Galbraith on trickle-down economics

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"When the weather is damp / I still walk with a lamp." --misread Garfield caption ( http://joshreads.com/?p=12183 )

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With my terrible sore throat my guffaw laugh sounds kind of like "Muttley", a little more sibilant -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

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"He's in a coma-- they don't think he'll wake up--"
"Have they tried-- oh no, they probably have..."
--Special Finale of "Pulling". SO FUNNY-- maybe it was the delivery, or how much we've seen of the characters, but I laughed and laughed and laughed....