"THOSE ARE NOT VALETS. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CAR WITH THEM."
--Warning sign in front of sketchy theme bar, "Hsu and Chan: Too Much Adventure"

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Just got email thinking my one resume reference of Ehcache means I'm an expert qualified to author a new book. Pity buyers of that book!

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http://jasonsantamaria.com/articles/stealing-sheep -- for those gettin' to 40 or thereabouts, the inspiring late start of font master Frederic Goudy

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"Take away alcohol and stupid, and the world would require about 90% fewer cops."
--Tim Dees, retired cop and criminal justice prof

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"My code would be good if I knew how to write it!"
--Amber