When I was younger I hated going to weddings...it seemed that
all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me,
poke me in the ribs, cackle, and tell me, "You're next."
...They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to
  them at funerals.
        --from rec.humor.funny
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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