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My favorite game is "Wind Up Kitty". This is when you take an adult, misanthropic cat and pick it up (kindly) by the midsection with one hand and hold it about 6 inches off the floor. With the other hand you twirl the tail (again, kindly; I'm not suggesting you twist it off) and make "rrrrr rrrr RRRR RRRR" noises. Then, when the cat is at his height of annoyance, put it down on the floor and let it go. The cat will speed off like one of those little cars. --alt.religion.kibology |
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