Crazy Morty!

"Visit our 12 Convenient Bowels!"

Crazy Morty says "Hush, Feet!"

"Our prices are so incestuous, we must be WAWAWA"

Take it from Morty's Doctor: "It's true. Morty Zimmerman
is clinically insane, yet somehow operates a chain of
'stores,' such as they are. If you were able to find
something of use to you, and were actually able to
successfully conduct a transaction, you would probably pay
a price wholly unrelated to the value of the item you
purchased."

        --Ruben Bolling, "Tom the Dancing Bug"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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